This comic offers a far more feasible alternative to my previous invention: The Infallible Career Path Generator. It may prove to be just as helpful to your future as your new diploma. Happy Graduation!
You know, as often as people complain about the uselessness of a degree/diploma in today's market, the pressure to go to college anyway is even greater. I didn't want to go to college, but I was basically forced to by my parents. None of us really have a choice do we? It's useless and yet we still go. Maybe if people like me, for whom college isn't really the niche, were braver and more decisive, we would be happier and more successful with our vocations. After having completed one year of college, trust me when I say it's not for everyone.
"Creepy person who still hangs around college" There's always one. We have a guy who wanders near the School of Natural Sciences and he pretends to be talking on his phone, incessantly. When I was a freshman I was certain he was a professor.
You know, as often as people complain about the uselessness of a degree/diploma in today's market, the pressure to go to college anyway is even greater. I didn't want to go to college, but I was basically forced to by my parents. None of us really have a choice do we? It's useless and yet we still go. Maybe if people like me, for whom college isn't really the niche, were braver and more decisive, we would be happier and more successful with our vocations. After having completed one year of college, trust me when I say it's not for everyone.
ReplyDelete"Creepy person who still hangs around college" There's always one. We have a guy who wanders near the School of Natural Sciences and he pretends to be talking on his phone, incessantly. When I was a freshman I was certain he was a professor.
ReplyDeleteThis is a great gift idea. Make them and sell them. Just throw these babies out during the ceremony.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea!
ReplyDeleteHuman billboard :D
Wow, love the odds.
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